Small Talk is My Nightmare Unisex T-Shirt – Funny Anti-Social & Introvert Tee
Small Talk is My Nightmare Unisex T-Shirt – Funny Anti-Social & Introvert Tee
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Let’s be real: small talk is awkward. If you’d rather dive into deep, meaningful conversations than talk about the weather, this tee is for you. It’s a fun way to wear your introverted truth and embrace your love for deeper connections. No need to pretend you’re not already planning your escape from the next “How’s the weather?” chat.
Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Crazy Soft: Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton—soft enough to make you forget about awkward conversations.
✔ No Shrink Surprises: Pre-shrunk fabric = no need to worry about your shirt getting any weird after washing.
✔ Effortlessly Cool: Classic fit that pairs perfectly with your "please don't make me talk" vibe.
✔ Feel-Good Fabric: Made with sustainably sourced cotton, because avoiding small talk should be eco-friendly too.
Perfect For:
✅ Introverts who'd rather skip the weather talk.
✅ Anyone who finds small talk… well, a nightmare.
✅ Lovers of deep convos and meaningful connections.
✅ Everyday wear, lounging, or skipping out on that awkward office chit-chat.
No awkward chats, just comfy vibes.
🛒 Grab yours now—because who needs small talk anyway?
Sizing & Fit Guide
✔ Unisex Fit: Runs slightly oversized with a relaxed, boxy fit—great for a comfy, vintage feel.
✔ True to Size: If you prefer a looser fit, order your usual size. For a more fitted look, consider sizing down.
✔ Pre-Shrunk: Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this tee is pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage after washing.
Additional Features:
✅ Soft & Durable: Garment-dyed for a lived-in, vintage look with a super-soft feel.
✅ Double-Needle Stitching: Reinforced seams for long-lasting wear.
✅ Shoulder-to-Shoulder Taping: Helps maintain the shape after multiple washes.
💡 For an oversized, trendy look, size up!
Oh hey, got any questions?
SHIPPING POLICY
At cartcuddle, all products are custom-made upon order to ensure top quality and uniqueness.
Production Time:
- 1-2 business days
Production times may vary based on availability, order size, and seasonal demand.
Shipping Time (After Production):
- Economy: 4-8 business days (U.S.)
- Standard: 2-5 business days (U.S.)
View the full Shipping Policy here.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
🌀 Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
🚫 Do not bleach
🔥 Tumble dry low
🧼 Iron low heat if needed
🚫 Do not dry clean
RETURN POLICY
I do NOT accept returns or offer refunds for:
- Buyer’s remorse (changed mind)
- Incorrect size selection (please check our size chart before ordering)
- Color variations due to screen differences
However, I will offer a replacement or refund if:
✅ The item arrives damaged or defective
✅ There is a printing error (misaligned design, poor print quality)
✅ The wrong item was sent
If you experience any of these issues, please contact us within 30 days of receiving your order at business.cartcuddle@gmail.com. Include your order number and clear photos of the issue. We will review your request and arrange a replacement or refund if applicable.
CUSTOM ORDERS
We love bringing unique ideas to life. If you have a custom design or text you’d like on an item, feel free to reach out. We offer customization options to make your order truly one-of-a-kind.
👉 How to Request a Custom Order:
- Send us a message with your design idea or inspiration.
- We’ll create a digital mockup for you to review before production.
- Once approved, we’ll bring your design to life and ship it to you!
Have a special request? Contact us, and let’s make it happen! 🎨✨
DISCLAIMERS
- Props and accessories in product photos are for staging and are not included.
- Color variations may occur due to lighting, photography, and screen differences.
- cartcuddle is not responsible for lost, stolen packages, or carrier delays. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and plan to receive your order upon delivery.