'Hey Brain, Chill For Once' Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
'Hey Brain, Chill For Once' Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Hey, fellow overthinker! If your brain is constantly running at 100 mph and refuses to just chill, this sweatshirt is basically made for you. Whether you’re still cringing over something you said in 2014 or analyzing every text like it’s a literary masterpiece, this cozy crewneck has your back—literally.
Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Crazy Comfy: Made from a soft, medium-heavy blend (50% cotton, 50% polyester), so you can spiral in maximum comfort.
✔ Built to Last: Double-needle stitching = tough enough to survive all your overanalyzing.
✔ Effortlessly Cool: Classic crewneck fit that goes with anything—jeans, sweats, or your favorite “staying in tonight” look.
✔ No Itchy Tags: Because the last thing you need is something else annoying you.
Perfect For:
✅ Overthinkers, deep thinkers, and professional worriers
✅ Anyone who replays convos in their head 500 times
✅ Cozying up while pretending to journal instead of doomscrolling
✅ Gifting to that one friend who needs to relax (or, ya know, yourself)
Basically, it’s more than just a sweatshirt—it’s a whole mood. So go ahead, grab one, and try to let your brain take a break (no promises, though).
🛒 Snag yours now and embrace the overthinking life in comfort!
Sizing & Fit Guide
✔ Unisex Fit: Runs slightly oversized with a relaxed fit—perfect for that cozy, laid-back vibe.
✔ True to Size: Stick with your usual size for a comfy, slightly loose fit. Want it extra oversized? Go up a size!
✔ Warm & Durable: Made from a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, designed to keep you cozy without feeling too heavy.
Additional Features:
✅ Soft & Snuggly: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) that keeps you warm without overheating.
✅ Double-Needle Stitching: Reinforced seams for long-lasting wear—because you’ll be living in this.
✅ Ribbed Knit Collar & Cuffs: Helps maintain shape and keeps the cozy vibes going wash after wash.
💡 For an extra oversized, trendy look, size up!
Oh hey, got questions?
SHIPPING POLICY
At cartcuddle, all products are custom-made upon order to ensure top quality and uniqueness.
Production Time:
- 1-2 business days
Production times may vary based on availability, order size, and seasonal demand.
Shipping Time (After Production):
- Economy: 4-8 business days (U.S.)
- Standard: 2-5 business days (U.S.)
View the full Shipping Policy here.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
🌀 Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
🚫 Do not bleach
🔥 Tumble dry low
🧼 Iron low heat if needed
🚫 Do not dry clean
RETURN POLICY
I do NOT accept returns or offer refunds for:
- Buyer’s remorse (changed mind)
- Incorrect size selection (please check our size chart before ordering)
- Color variations due to screen differences
However, I will offer a replacement or refund if:
✅ The item arrives damaged or defective
✅ There is a printing error (misaligned design, poor print quality)
✅ The wrong item was sent
If you experience any of these issues, please contact us within 30 days of receiving your order at business.cartcuddle@gmail.com. Include your order number and clear photos of the issue. We will review your request and arrange a replacement or refund if applicable.
CUSTOM ORDERS
Yes! We love bringing unique ideas to life. If you have a custom design or text you’d like on an item, feel free to reach out. We offer customization options to make your order truly one-of-a-kind.
👉 How to Request a Custom Order:
- Send us a message with your design idea or inspiration.
- We’ll create a digital mockup for you to review before production.
- Once approved, we’ll bring your design to life and ship it to you!
Have a special request? Contact us, and let’s make it happen! 🎨✨
DISCLAIMERS
- Props and accessories in product photos are for staging and are not included.
- Color variations may occur due to lighting, photography, and screen differences.
- cartcuddle is not responsible for lost, stolen packages, or carrier delays. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and plan to receive your order upon delivery.