Small Talk is My Nightmare Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
Small Talk is My Nightmare Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Look, we both know small talk is painful. Why pretend to care about the weather when you could just wear this sweatshirt and let everyone know where you stand? Whether you’re dodging forced conversations, embracing your introvert era, or just wanna be cozy while avoiding awkward encounters, this one’s for you.
Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Crazy Comfy: Made from a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, perfect for chilly days, lazy days, and please-don’t-talk-to-me days.
✔ No Scratchy Tags: Pearlized tear-away label = zero itch, just pure comfort.
✔ Durable & Snuggly: Double-needle stitching means it’s built to last—just like your commitment to avoiding small talk.
✔ Effortlessly Cool: Classic crewneck, relaxed fit, and easy to style with jeans, leggings, or your favorite sweatpants (because let’s be real, we love a cozy vibe).
Perfect For:
✅ Introverts, deep thinkers, and anyone who dreads small talk
✅ Wearing to the grocery store so no one asks, "So, how’s your day?"
✅ Cozy nights in, casual outings, and avoiding forced conversations
✅ Pairing with coffee, a good book, and your best resting neutral face
Basically, it’s not just a sweatshirt—it’s a way of life.
🛒 Grab yours now and let your sweatshirt do the talking (so you don’t have to)!
Sizing & Fit Guide
✔ Unisex Fit: Runs slightly oversized with a relaxed fit—perfect for that cozy, laid-back vibe.
✔ True to Size: Stick with your usual size for a comfy, slightly loose fit. Want it extra oversized? Go up a size!
✔ Warm & Durable: Made from a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, designed to keep you cozy without feeling too heavy.
Additional Features:
✅ Soft & Snuggly: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) that keeps you warm without overheating.
✅ Double-Needle Stitching: Reinforced seams for long-lasting wear—because you’ll be living in this.
✅ Ribbed Knit Collar & Cuffs: Helps maintain shape and keeps the cozy vibes going wash after wash.
💡 For an extra oversized, trendy look, size up!
Oh hey, got questions?
SHIPPING POLICY
At cartcuddle, all products are custom-made upon order to ensure top quality and uniqueness.
Production Time:
- 1-2 business days
Production times may vary based on availability, order size, and seasonal demand.
Shipping Time (After Production):
- Economy: 4-8 business days (U.S.)
- Standard: 2-5 business days (U.S.)
View the full Shipping Policy here.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
🌀 Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
🚫 Do not bleach
🔥 Tumble dry low
🧼 Iron low heat if needed
🚫 Do not dry clean
RETURN POLICY
I do NOT accept returns or offer refunds for:
- Buyer’s remorse (changed mind)
- Incorrect size selection (please check our size chart before ordering)
- Color variations due to screen differences
However, I will offer a replacement or refund if:
✅ The item arrives damaged or defective
✅ There is a printing error (misaligned design, poor print quality)
✅ The wrong item was sent
If you experience any of these issues, please contact us within 30 days of receiving your order at business.cartcuddle@gmail.com. Include your order number and clear photos of the issue. We will review your request and arrange a replacement or refund if applicable.
CUSTOM ORDERS
Yes! We love bringing unique ideas to life. If you have a custom design or text you’d like on an item, feel free to reach out. We offer customization options to make your order truly one-of-a-kind.
👉 How to Request a Custom Order:
- Send us a message with your design idea or inspiration.
- We’ll create a digital mockup for you to review before production.
- Once approved, we’ll bring your design to life and ship it to you!
Have a special request? Contact us, and let’s make it happen! 🎨✨
DISCLAIMERS
- Props and accessories in product photos are for staging and are not included.
- Color variations may occur due to lighting, photography, and screen differences.
- cartcuddle is not responsible for lost, stolen packages, or carrier delays. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and plan to receive your order upon delivery.